Saturday, January 28, 2012

FIRST LOOK - Adventures in Funeral Crashing #2


Have you been waiting for MORE Adventures in Funeral Crashing? The wait is almost over! The book will be out in February 2012!

This is it! This a first look at Adventures in Funeral Crashing #2! Drum roll please!!!!!


Chapter 1: Homecoming Dancing

            I was going to the Homecoming Dance with Ethan Ripley, the most popular guy in school, even though I was the weird girl. Could life get any better? No, I didn't think so, at least not in the foreseeable future.
            Wow, I couldn't believe how hot Ethan looked dressed up in a suit and tie. His tie was a bright blue and it made his eyes stand out even more than normal. I was already dying to run my hands through his dark, wavy hair. It was funny, I'd never really thought much past how amazing he already looked in just jeans and a T-shirt, but there was something about a suit and tie that made my stomach do loops. I just never knew that until this very moment. That was probably because this was my first time being on a date to a dance with a guy I thought was really hot already. Well, Ethan was actually my first date to a dance ever, actually.
            I thought I looked pretty good too, at least that's what I gathered from the double take Ethan did when he saw me as I answered the front door when he arrived to pick me up.  I was wearing a silvery blue dress with spaghetti straps. It was just past the knee and flowing, yet clingy in all the right places. My shoes were these really amazing silver sandal heels and because I had a tendency toward the clumsy and always felt rickety in heels, I had practiced in them, so I wouldn't fall or, simply, look like an idiot walking in them. I had even gone through the trouble to get my hair done at a salon, so it was up in a twist with curls and I had a couple tendrils of hair framing my face. When I looked in the mirror, it was a little scary. It almost didn't look like me, especially after I put on my make-up. I almost wished I had gone to a makeup counter and had that done too. Then I really would have wowed Ethan. Next dance. It was hard to believe that I was already thinking about a next dance with Ethan! I couldn't help it. He was just so amazing. I was gushy about him, I'd admit to that. Well, to myself at least. He didn't need to know. I hoped that he was at least half as gushy about me. I mean, I thought I looked pretty great and I wouldn't normally be saying that.
            Nobody would have known that I was in the hospital only a week ago. Yeah, that's right, the hospital and I did have a scar, but it was covered up as best as I could with make-up. I was shot while solving Ethan's half sister's murder case. The upside was that for two whole days afterward, Ethan stayed by my side almost around the clock. It wasn't that serious of a wound, thank goodness, but it was still nice of Ethan to stay with me. Ethan even brought me a couple peanut butter banana milkshakes from my favorite coffee shop, Wired. I love peanut butter banana milkshakes so that was super awesome of him. They are heaven on earth! He didn't need to do that either. Just having him to talk to and pass the time with would have been enough. Well, that and the kissing.
            I mean, even though I was out sick from school and really had gotten injured, it had been a pretty amazing week just hanging out with Ethan. Ethan had gone back to school already, but I had hung out with him after school, when I wasn't out looking for a Homecoming dress, resting, and getting better. It was probably in that order too, but hey, I really needed a dress for the school Homecoming Dance!
            That reminded me, I was going to have a ton of homework to catch up on when I did go back to school on Monday. I hadn't done anything besides read novels and recuperate and I knew I was going to be totally behind in my classes. I didn't look forward to that. My usual pile of homework was always enough work for me and only just balanced out okay with my after school job at Palos Video Store. Focus, Kait, focus. You're about to be at the Homecoming Dance with Ethan Ripley, now is not the time to worry about making up homework or think about going back to work.
            Ethan and I were about to walk into the Homecoming dance together.  A few weeks ago I never would have believed that this moment could happen even in my wildest dreams. Just goes to show you, anything is possible!
            We handed our tickets to the teachers at the front entrance and walked into the main hallway. There were a few couples talking in the hall, but I could see that the majority of them were down the way near the lunchroom and the gym. Ethan and I walked slowly down the corridor. We were about to make our entrance. I felt a little nervous.
            "You ready for this?" Ethan asked, grinning down at me.
            Ethan thought I was worried about nothing. He didn't need to be worried, he was used to the whole being popular thing. The only thing popularity had gotten me, though, was a weird girl reputation, so I was understandably nervous. The whole school was about to watch our entrance. That totally freaked me out.
            I nodded despite my nerves. Still, I couldn't help but hold my breath as we walked closer and closer toward the area where the entire school was probably gathered, watching and gossiping about the arrivals of all of the new couples like we were on the red carpet of some Hollywood awards show. I knew we were going to be a huge target for the chatter. I braced myself.
            And, then we were in the lunchroom. I knew people were staring. I wasn't the expected girl that Ethan would bring to the Homecoming Dance and I knew it, even if he didn't seem to get it. People expected someone like my ex-best friend Ariel to be on Ethan's arm. She was popular and gorgeous and well, at the dance with someone else. A college guy, Troy Matthews, that I met and went out on a date with first and introduced her to, actually, even though she's my ex-best friend. I could see a circle of Ariel's friends and hanger-oners surrounding them at a table just inside the gym, next to the dance floor. Ariel was playing the - I'm here with a college guy card for all it was worth. That was so totally Ariel and one reason we weren't friends anymore. There were a lot of other reasons too, of course.
            I knew I was being overly insecure about walking into the dance with Ethan and about what other people might think. I couldn't help it. The thought that the most popular guy at my high school might just actually like me back totally freaked me out. That sort of thing only happened in movies like Sixteen Candles or She's All That, not in some weird girl who crashes funerals' life. Yet, it was really happening to me. It was flipping me out, albeit in a good way.
            "Want to dance?" Ethan asked, breaking into my a zillion miles per minute thoughts.
            "Yes," I said, gratefully. Anything was better than standing in the lunchroom awkwardly, watching all the people look back at us and gossip to each other.
            Ethan didn't seem to notice, though. I really envied that quality about him - the obliviousness to all the gossips. He just went with it and then did his own thing, no matter what they said. It was pretty cool, actually. I admired him for that.
            Ethan took my hand and led me toward the gymnasium. My heart did a little flip as his hand touched mine. I couldn't help but gasp as we walked all the way into the gym. It had been transformed into a romantic Homecoming Dance room. Yes, it was still the gym where I was forced to play basketball and volleyball (and I was horrible at both), but there was something about the decorations and all of the dressed up couples. Sure, the gym was only decorated with cheap streamers, balloons, handmade signs, and paper mache, but it was still breathtaking just because it was very simply, the most romantic moment of my life. At least it was the most romantic night so far.
            I gripped Ethan's hand a little tighter. He smiled down at me. I smiled back at him. I wished it could all last forever.
            Ethan led me toward the dance floor, past groups of people that I had stopped paying attention to because for me, it was suddenly just Ethan and I at the dance. For at least a moment, nobody else mattered. I didn't even care what song was playing. My first high school dance with a date and we were actually going to dance! He wasn't one of those - I don't dance guys, where you spend the whole night staring at each other and eating way too many of the chips and cheese and crackers because you have nothing better to do. I've been there and done that when I've gone by myself, which I did once.
            It was freshman year and I'd gone to the Homecoming Dance alone, mostly to just see what it was like. Well, and my mom really wanted me to. I mean, the way everyone built it up, it was supposed to be this amazing dance, really romantic, and tons of fun, except that it totally wasn't. First off, Ariel, who was still kind of my friend at the time, ditched me for her new friends, Sarah and Megan. Ariel and I were already getting rocky in our friendship, but I didn't expect her to start making fun of me to her new friends when I approached her at the dance. I left after they started laughing at me. Then I spent about ten minutes trying to look absorbed in the food at the snack table. That was, until I noticed that Ariel and her friends were going group to group to say something mean about me. So, I hid in the bathroom for an hour before calling my dad and asking him to pick me up.
            Actually, I ran into Ethan on the way out of the bathroom that night, now that I thought about it. He smiled at me in greeting as I walked toward the exit, while he walked back toward the gymnasium. He was being polite and didn't know me, I knew that even then, but the kernel of my crush started growing with that slight encouragement. We'd already met before, when my mom was in the hospital, but he didn't remember that, I didn't think. Maybe somewhere in the recesses of his head, a kernel of a crush had been growing for Ethan too that night. Maybe. Probably not, but Ethan still made my night by smiling at me even if it didn't mean anything. That night, it was the only encouragement I'd had - the one bright spot. I got home and my mom was already way sick with cancer by then and I didn't have the heart to tell her how much that Homecoming Dance totally sucked, so I told her about the boy who smiled at me outside of the bathroom instead.   Consequently, my mom thought I had an amazing time because I had developed a crush. I was pretty gushy about that smile. I'd admit to that, but the truth of the matter is, crushing is never fun if it's unrequited. Now, once it's requited...that is a totally different story!
            At least I was finally getting that great experience I had heard so much about. I wished I could share it with my mom now, when it was actually true. A wave of sadness blew through me. I missed my mom. I wished she could have known that a mere year later, I'd be at the Homecoming Dance with the smiling boy I had gushed on and on about.
            "Kait!" I heard a girl yell behind me and it shook me out of my thoughts.
            Ethan and I had just reached the other dancers and were about to join them. I turned to look, wondering if the call was for someone else. I didn't really have any good friends in high school at the moment, but there was always a first. Ethan followed my gaze.
            Surprised, I looked to see Suzie Whitsett dragging Kyle Jones towards us. I felt a sudden warmness fill my heart at seeing my friends from Chemistry class. This was the first time I had ever seen them outside of our Chemistry classroom and they were actually acknowledging me instead of pretending they didn't know me. It wasn't me being insecure, by the way, talking like that - it was the simple truth. Ever since my ex-bff Ariel and I had ceased being friends, I had become the freaky weird girl and I had stayed that way all through high school so far. So, this was a very nice first - being at the dance with a date and stopping to talk to what might just be blossoming from more than just lab partner friends into real friendships.
            "You guys look so great," Suzie gushed. Normally she was the quiet girl, but since I had helped her and Kyle get together, it didn't seem like she was so quiet around me anymore.
            I felt myself turn beet red at the compliment anyway, "Thanks. You guys too."
            Suzie turned the full force of her smile on Kyle. He stared back at her like there was no other girl for him in the universe. They were such a ridiculously cute couple.
            "Hey, man," Mike Finnigan said, suddenly appearing next to Ethan. He was at the dance with one of Ariel's bffs, Sarah, and had dragged her along to say hi to his best friend. I could tell Sarah wasn't so thrilled to see me, although she was probably taking mental notes so that she could relay them back to Ariel.
            I looked around for Dave Rickerson who wasn't usually far behind Mike and Ethan, but he must have been dancing with his date. I wondered who he had brought to the dance. Wow, we were almost starting to form our own group, Ethan and I. It was an odd group too - a strange mismatch of popular kids and totally unpopular kids. Luckily, everyone was being nice to each other despite that, at least so far.
            I was only just getting to know Ethan's friends, Mike and Dave, but I liked them a lot. They had come to visit me in the hospital even though they were just Ethan's friends. Their motto seemed to be that any friend of Ethan, was a friend of theirs and they thought it was really cool that I had helped him find out what had really happened to his half sister. Nobody had believed in Ethan's suspicions at first, that she had been murdered, except me, and Ethan had turned out to be right. The fact that I believed in Ethan and supported him in his search, thus, gave me mad points in Dave and Mike's book.
            "You look hot, Kait," Mike said to me, to his date Sarah's annoyance.
            Ethan smiled and squeezed my hand. He and I both knew that Mike was just trying to make me feel comfortable in their group. Still, I glanced at Sarah again and hoped she'd complain to Ariel about me. She didn't need to know that Mike was just being nice to me.
            "Thanks, Mike," I said, smiling back at him.
            There was a bit of a silence as our weird group took each other in. I tried to think of something to say to kick-start the conversation, but I was drawing a blank. Mike and Ethan were both sports nuts although Ethan also wrote songs and avidly read sci-fi novels. Kyle was mostly into all things science. Suzie liked to read about as much as I did, which was a lot. I had absolutely no idea what Sarah was into besides make-up and boys. We were all pretty different, actually.
            "So, the gym looks pretty cool," I said lamely to our group, trying to break the awkward silence.
            "The Pep Club decorated it," Sarah said proudly, like she was the Pep Club, instead of just a member. "Well, with the help of some other clubs too, but I was here until late last night decorating."
            "It looks great!" Suzie said, chiming in.
            Everyone took a second look around, as if just taking in the decorations. I mean, it was super romantic, but I just noticed it was themed.
            "I like the theme: A Night in Paris. Super romantic," I said, trying to keep the conversation going.
            It was well done, actually. There was a big banner at the front of the gym, where the DJ was, announcing the theme for the night. A fake Eiffel Tower stood in the middle of the snack table, separating the snacks and the beverages. An Arc De Triumphe was the entranceway into the gym. The tables scattered around the dance floor were covered with white tablecloths and silver stars. The mood lighting was ultra romantic, with small fake candles sitting on the tables.
            "Yeah, it was all Madison's idea. She's our club president. Ariel said it was her idea, of course, but I heard Madison suggest it first," Sarah said.
            I stopped myself from asking more about what Ariel had said. Was Sarah really criticizing Ariel? Was there dissension among the new group of bffs? I was dying to know, but there was no way Sarah was going to give me any juicy gossip if I asked her. The group lapsed into silence again. What were we going to talk about?
            "It looks very cool," Ethan said, trying to get the conversation started again.
            The first notes of a romantic slow song were starting to play. I started swaying to the music. Couples formed all around us. We all watched them as we tried awkwardly to think of a conversation piece.
            "So, how about we dance?" Mike asked Sarah.
            "I'd love to," Sarah said.
            "Bye guys," Mike said, as Sarah dragged him away, totally grateful at the chance to get away from us.
            Kyle turned to Suzie, "You want to dance too?"
            Suzie nodded and turned to us, "See you guys later."
            Then they walked away too, hand in hand. Ethan and I were finally alone. We stared at each other, suddenly awkward with one another. I felt a little nervous. We had been about to dance before, but suddenly the air was charged with possibilities.  
            "Dance?" Ethan asked.
            I nodded and took his hand. Ethan led me a little ways onto the dance floor and placed his hands on my hips, drawing me toward him. I hooked my arms around his neck. I could smell his cologne. He smelled amazing. We started moving to the notes together, side to side. My stomach was doing nervous excited flips. Now this was the best moment of my life.
            Ethan looked down at me and I looked up at him, our eyes meeting. I leaned up to kiss him. I really couldn't have asked for a more romantic Homecoming Dance moment. It was so perfect, but just as our lips were about to touch, we both jumped as the music stopped with a screech, ending in dead silence. Then I heard the girl screaming, and screaming, and screaming.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Lisa Graves & 3 Wacky Questions For Indie YA Authors With Ebooks Online

Lisa Graves - Atlantis
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Lisa Graves, Indie YA Author of  Atlantis answers 3 WACKY QUESTIONS for Indie YA Authors with Ebooks Online:

(Find her books for sale on: Smashwords / Amazon / Barnes & Noble )

1. What would I find in your refrigerator right now? 
LISA GRAVES: Homemade salsa and Coca Cola.  I have a salty and sweet addiction. 
 

2. An apple costs 20 cents, an orange costs 40 cents, and a grapefruit costs 60 cents, how much is a pear? 
LISA GRAVES: Let’s say that this pear is Asian.  I absolutely love Asian Pears.  Their deliciousness is worth about 200 pennies.  
 

3. What would you do if you just inherited a pizzeria from your uncle? 
LISA GRAVES: “Molto bene!  Pizza e spaghetti infiniti qui vengo!” (Very good!  Endless pizza and spaghetti here I come!) Seriously, though.  That would rock.  Spaghetti is my favorite food and I think I’m Italian.  Sono Italiano.  Buongiorno!  I’ve been teaching myself to speak the “language of love.”   

Hahaha - Thanks, Lisa!

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ABOUT ATLANTIS:
Atlantis
ATLANTIS
(To purchase: Smashwords / Amazon / Barnes & Noble)
SYNOPSIS: 
What would you do if you thought your boyfriend were a figment of your imagination? 
Sure he randomly seems to appear and disappear out of no where.  
 Perhaps he is cryptic and evasive when it comes to details of his past. 
But what if you can feel in your soul that you are meant to be together? 
Would it matter?
 Find out what happens by reading Atlantis by Lisa Graves

 
What inspired your novel or series?Talk about writing it.
LISA GRAVES: I remember getting the initial idea for Atlantis while driving to work one day.  It was a that would be a cool book moment.  I’d had the desire to write for years, but this mind power book idea actually got me started.  Atlantis has the bones of the original idea, but it ended up forming into another mind power trip theme that I hadn’t originally intended.  I am amazed at the potential power we all possess and Atlantis is the brain-child of that fascination.  

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
LISA GRAVES: I live in Salt Lake City, Utah with my husband and two dogs.  I went to Super Hero University where I earned a Masters in Crime Fighting, and a Doctorate in Saving the World.  Imagination is a wonderful thing, don't you think?  Perhaps that is why I love to write.  I can go anywhere, and do anything, all within the mind of someone stronger, smarter, and braver than me (though not nearly as good looking, eh?)

I will admit that I had the desire and urge to write for many years before finally taking the plunge in January 2008, and actually started to put words on paper.  I wrote my first novel, Atlantis, in about two years.  

For me, writing is addicting.  It's surreal when the characters literally (pun) come to life.  They often do and say things that I don't expect, but it ends up making the story that much better.  

Maybe it's just me, but I feel writers have a mild case of multiple personality disorder.  Writers get to be many different people all at the same time (the multiple personality part.)  It's a fun, exciting, and ever changing environment to work in.  There are no boundaries in the worlds created in our minds.  I am lucky enough to share the musings of my mind with you.

I hope you enjoy the journey.  

And... PAY IT FORWARD! Best Indie Author You've Read! 
LISA GRAVES: R. L. Blackhurst, author of The Wolves of Solomon.  She was my first indie author friend.  Her book is also a paranormal romance, but it touches on a cool werewolf / knights templar aspect.  Be sure to check it out.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Annie Oldham & 3 Wacky Questions for Indie YA Authors with Ebooks Online

Annie Oldham - The Burn
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 Annie Oldham, Indie YA Author of  The Burn answers 3 WACKY QUESTIONS for Indie YA Authors with Ebooks Online:
(Find her books for sale on: Smashwords and Amazon)
 

1.  If you were written about in the newspaper, on the front page, what would the headline say?

 ANNIE OLDHAM: YA author writes clean reads for tweens and up.

2. If you could make the sky any color what would it be?

 ANNIE OLDHAM: We get gorgeous sunsets down here in Phoenix. I'd have the sky be painted orange and red like a sunset all day long. Until I get tired of it. Then lavender might be fun.

3.  If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?

 ANNIE OLDHAM: I'd just have to wait for my husband to make a smoothie. He makes them. all. the. time.

Hahaha - Thanks, Annie!

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ABOUT THE BURN:
The Burn

(To purchase: Amazon and Smashwords)

SYNOPSIS: 
 The Burn is full of nuclear fallout, roving gangs, anarchy, unreliable plumbing. That's what Terra's father tells her. She has lived her whole life in comfort in a colony at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. She hates it. And she would pay any price to leave. But when Terra finally escapes the colony, she finds out her father is right.

She finds a group of survivors that quickly become friends, and every day with them is a race for survival. When she witnesses and commits unspeakable acts, she has to decide where her loyalty lies: with the colony she despises or The Burn, where every day is filled with nightmares. 

What inspired your novel or series? Discuss writing it.  

ANNIE OLDHAM: The Burn was inspired by Hans Christian Andersen's A Little Mermaid (none of that Disneyfied nonsense). I was reading that fairy tale one day, and I thought, "What if this story happened, but with a human, not a fish?" And so I sat down and came up with the colonies at the bottom of the ocean, and everything started falling into place. It was interesting to write, figuring out how to translate the events of that fairy tale into a dystopian novel. A little gory--cutting a tongue out is never very pretty, climbing a mountain until Terra's feet bled, ick! But a lot of fun.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

ANNIE OLDHAM: Away from her writing, Annie is the mother of the two most adorable girls in the world, has the best husband in the world, and lives in the hottest place in the world (not really, but Phoenix sure feels like it). She loves to cook, sing, and play the piano.

For more, visit Annie Oldham's website.

And... PAY IT FORWARD! Best Indie Author You've Read!  
 
ANNIE OLDHAM: I've recently read Daniel Coleman's Hatter. It's his second book based on Lewis Carroll's Wonderland. I love the way he's taken those stories and filled them in with back stories on characters.

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